|12-10-2004, 10:07 PM||#1 (permalink)|
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
everyone felt poopooty, even the mouse!
Dad at the whore house, Mom smoking grass,
and I just settled down for a nice piece of a@@.
Then out on the lawn there rose such a clatter,
I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of ****,
I knew right away that fat f%%ker fell.
He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber +ick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with one **** of a fart,
that son-of-a-****** blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight,
"**** on you all and have one **** of a night."
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